“This team has gone seriously weird. A nice high scoring all woody friendly beckoned and the crowd was looking forward to seeing some exhibition fumbbl. But after the ref was lynched the team went loco and started to set about the opposition like they were halflings. Our catcher killed a thrower for gods sake! Death, niggly, and a strength drop were all visited on the hapless opposition who nuffle had truly deserted. The illegal drugs administered by the team apo were clearly sourced from a veterinary not an Amazonian as the AG5 WD failed simple feats of agility and all ball handling was performed in a manner consistent with zombie's wearing boxing gloves.

The human reflex of sympathy didn't even flicker in the eyes of DB4G's players who carried on fouling, maiming and scoring until the ref called a halt to the contest. It couldn't have been much better for this team but they were narked off by the niggly suffered by the team hardman Uwouldnthitaguywithglasses. Thats 2 in 2 games now meaning the team is carrying 4 niggles and what with the extreme lack of winnings over the past few games their numbers are rapidly diminishing.

A sense of greasy guilty pride overcame the team coach who though concerned for the opposing team is proud to have raised such a bunch of tough mother f**ckers. It seems they are now woody in name only as they are on friendlier terms with dwarves than their kin.”