“The Squod knew they were up for a hard game when those four shambling mummies stepped, or shuffled, onto the pitch. Looking to the trolls to protect them, and not stand around scratching their arses like they usually do.

The match started well with Buk scoring an early touchdown. He celebrated after by getting squished into the ground by a skellington. Buk, we will remember you well.

The second half was interesting, the Squod using their 'Green Wall of Death(TM)' play to not so great avail. Only Ug managed to knock a skellie to bits, and it wasn't enough to stop the dead things from scoring.

With the clock counting down, it all seemed lost. Until Kev managed a magnificent feat and threw a long bomb to Rik who managed to score!

An amazing win for the Squod, but with the sad passing of Buk and 'Blocka' Hal, its gobbo burgers all round tonight.”