The game started perfectly despite the weather, with an almost scripted pass from Luthien to Lianesse, who then handed off to Yelithe to run it into the corner to score the following turn. After that began a most horrific turn of luck for the orcs, who stumbled around, tripped themselves up and generally goofed off for most of the rest of the game, despite the increasingly colourful rants coming from the direction of the bench.
Twahnlows:
3pts: Graaf - For being the one orc to actually achieve something, pity it was too late to make any difference.
2pts: Footrot'Hangnail - Tried his best to score an equaliser late in the first, and nearly made it. But he stumbled on a patch of ice mere feet from the end zone.
1pt: Gorfang Eat'Elf - Always in there trying to keep his team in the game, but it just wasn't in the cards.”
“Nuffle caused a Blizzard, and then decided to stick it up the lads who fumbled and farted about all game, while the damn elves tarted about as though it was a sunny day at the beach ... Coach Smegish may as well not have been there, as his elves could do no wrong - this has given Coach Elan an idea, and he is just looking for a good assassin to make it so.
3 pts #6 Moriah for being a dodgy lil tart
2 pts #14 Victoria for scoring during and after the match
1 pt #13 Mikael for the same
JUST YOU WAIT SMEGISH - REVENGE WILL BE SWEET!”
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The game started perfectly despite the weather, with an almost scripted pass from Luthien to Lianesse, who then handed off to Yelithe to run it into the corner to score the following turn. After that began a most horrific turn of luck for the orcs, who stumbled around, tripped themselves up and generally goofed off for most of the rest of the game, despite the increasingly colourful rants coming from the direction of the bench.
Twahnlows:
3pts: Graaf - For being the one orc to actually achieve something, pity it was too late to make any difference.
2pts: Footrot'Hangnail - Tried his best to score an equaliser late in the first, and nearly made it. But he stumbled on a patch of ice mere feet from the end zone.
1pt: Gorfang Eat'Elf - Always in there trying to keep his team in the game, but it just wasn't in the cards.”