“Ouch. Emboldened by their previous victory against some Chaos Dwarves (2 kills and no casualties against!), we fancied taking on another bashy team.

Oops. Bad idea. With four players of the pitch within around 3 turns, the result was a foregone conclusion. A blitz at the start of the second half lead to hopes of an equalizer, but when Mr Big was taken down 2 squares from the endzone the Bokonon boys (by now numbering four) decided it would be better to stay on the ground pretending to be injured. At least Fetas could only hurt one player a turn that way by fouling...

A disappointing performance. The early losses meant that I was never really in the game. At least the money was good.”