“Everyones favorite Skaven (or at least MY favorite Skaven), Willard's Revenge vs. Kill For Cash, the fowl Chaos Dwarves, what a match-up folks. After only the 3rd start, the game was finally underway. By the 3rd round, the skaven sprinter Flash, #2, had managed to get the ball within mere feet of the end zone. A short toss to a waiting reciever was all that was needed to score, so of course, the ball was dropped on the 3. With no attempt to pick it back up, KFC swooped in and picked it up, quickly moving it back down the field. Big Bucket then drew first blood and sent Rash to an early grave. We'll miss ya #10. Willard's Revenge quickly recovered the ball in the next turn, but failed to gain field advantage. KFC quickly surrounded good-rat Dash, #3, but on the following turn, Dash pulled a fast one and snucked his way out and into the end-zone. Score: 1-0, rats. KFC started off turn 6 with a mighty rush downfield with Extra Crispy carrying the ball. Willards Revenge managed to box him in and in an amazing 13-move blitz, Flash knocked Extra Crispy on his tail feathers and dislodged the ball, but failed to recover it. The game quickly errupted into a massive turn-over fest, with the ball bouncing around from team to team. The half ended, we saw a hob-goblin cheerleaders third breast, several fans fainted and then fortunate for us all, the whistle blew to start the second half. Willards Revenge kicking off to KFC. After gathering the onsides kick, hobgoblin #10, Mash, slowly but surely moved the ball up the field for KFC while his team-mates proceeded to knock just about every available rat either down or out. Flash and his ratty teammates make several valiant efforts to stop the seemingly unstoppable Mash, but only ended up filling their own KO box with half the team. After the inevitable strut into the endzone, Willards Revenge takes the line of scrimmage with 4 of its players still unconscious. At the sight of the 7 courageous Skaven making a stand against the overwhelming odds of cholestoral, the crowd erupted into a 2 turn riot. Fortunately no one was hurt, just the chances of this game ending in any but a draw. Dash and his rats gather the ball up and roll into a little ball at the half line while Big Buckets and the rest of the big chickens gather round to pummel them until the end of the match. Guess well have to pull the wishbone to see who won this one!
Great game Coach Lo,
see ya next time ~ prophane@%#$”