“A tremendous match, it was the kind of match people are going to remember centuarys to come.
First half started out great for the elves with a quick score. As the half progressed it didnt look good for the Disorder's, yet at the end of the half they regained their strenght. Although supporters said the turning point in this half was the failed dodge attempt by Kneecap. Anyway 5 elves were knocked KO and with the 6th elf Kneecap missing who got himself badly hurt, it wasnt a stroll down the pitch for the Chronic Disorder. They almost lost the ball twice.
Now in half time coach Bascrebolder shouted at his players for being such wussy's! He pointed out that only 1 elf was truely hurt as their entire KO box stepped on the field. So he demanded some serious head-knocking of his players.
Apperantly the players got the message as Bolimic emidiatly knocked Bottoms dead. According to the Apotheker he was hit so bad they couldnt reassemble him. After a few rounds there were only 3 elves left on the pitch and Delusions scored a TD after a casual stroll down the pitch.
It almost looked like the 6 manned elves got to score after the TD with an impressive hail "Mouth" pass. But Elbows got 1 move to short thus ended the game in a 1-2.”