“Matrona Mekkanika
"As in previous matches our teams lack of training reflects on ability to handle a ball and to throw blocks. Maybe after we got a sponsorship deal, we will be able to arrange one week training camp and therefore I am looking forward to perform better on next game. I am grateful to Closet Disco Dancer for a block thrown on lion warrior of the pointed ears. This saved a ball in second half, but our and opponent teams were to tired on end of second half to do anything effective later"

High Priestess Of Rotten Halibut
"The fight between our fans and pointed ears huligans secured a fan possition near the game field, thus no rocks were thrown at any of our players, we will keep this in mind for upcoming battles"

Travajad Carrier Of The Eye
"We didnt expected such frenzy attitude from Lion Warrior, but i managed to secure him, right after he pushed one of ours into a crowd"

Petrov The Cosmos Eater ( badly hurted on failed block )
"Well his kung-fu was better than mine"”