“OK, so being the cleverest bugger in the world I wrote a report, then navigated away from this page.. so this won't be the original.. just a ... tribute.

I'd said something along these lines;

Another enjoyable game between myself and Maysrill, which surprisingly has the record standing at 8/1/0 ... which shouldn't really be as he's rolled his way into Smacks and Tournaments while my teams float around in Ranked.

Anyhow -

The game began very badly for the Bone Snappers, two SI's suffered in the first two turns - and the Delves managed to secure a 2-0 lead following a 1,1 fumbbled pick up. As the game progressed Pea Kachoree was destroyed by a fresh rookie liner "Avalanche", but the apoth rolled up and restored him to life.. a futile exercise as he would later die at the roots of Gallows.

The highlight of the game was the death of Chaat Pethis - the Blends AG5 pass blocker. During a pass block turn he tricked his way through tackle zones, only to fail the final dodge on a 2+... no re-roll option was offered by the client and Chaat fell down.. he fell further.. it seemed that his head went into the turf a little too hard and a little too far.... death embraced him just as he embraced the earth. During his dodging, he was shadowed by Hatchet, who claims that his presence cast an auspicious 'shadow' upon the proceedings.. yar yar yar...

Puns on shadow killing are welcome so far we have

Suffered an overdose of Shade
First Degree Shadowburns
Shaded out of the game
Felt a pain in his chest; Shadowattack
Suffered Shadowstroke
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