“Coach Mendifonte stared at his players.

'Do not consider this a test game. Those lil buggers are nasty, and they know the job. Remember to use the earrings to close your nostrils. That way we will avoid loosing focus with all the food they will surely place in the sidelines. Smack them whenever you guys have the chance to. And stay away from the big buggeroos... I've seen them crack an ogre skull with a hit of their branches. Remember: focus, and score as much as you guys can...'

García Calvo stood up and shouted:

'Lets make a mess!'

The team answered with a deafening roar.

The game started with Valhalladolik fans invading the pitch and getting the ref... That could be a tragedy for the 'flings... And later, it was!

The norsemen proceeded to foul as soon a player hit the turf... Soon enough a tree fell to the floor, getting surrounded by the norsemen... Iñaki Bea landed a boot on the ent's face, splintering the 'so called nose' and carving to the brains. Flings doctor, who was too busy eating a pie, arrived to the pitch just in time to use some splinters as a toothpick. The other tree shaked in fear, those norsemen looked dangerous... And they were!

Soon enough, he was sent to the pitch, together with a shout of 'TIMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!' from the fans... Bea mercylessly put the boot on him, causing a permanent injure... 'No country for ole trees' said Bea after the ref signaled first half end, with a 2-0 result for the norses.

With their stronger counterparts gone, and most of the team hurt or unconscious, the flings couldnt do much. It was a feast for the norse whom decided to score as much as they could...

Game finished with almost no flings on the pitch... Not much story to tell...


**OUT OF CHARACTER**
33 spps as a whole...Nice farmage!
Sorry for the spankage Royst (wrote this report almost 2 weeks after the game!)... Hope you can recover!”