“Hell of a way to close out the season. The Blitzers were playing strong all season and were trailing by one point to lead the division. A tie would win it, but a win would lock it up for certain.

The lizards of DAMB came to play hard, and were not at all intimidated by the #86, Hines "Ketchup" Ward taking to the pitch with his illegal deathroller.

The Blitzers pounded the ball in the rain, despite DAMB's best attempts to distract Jak Hammerbert, #58 with Bone Head. Jak was awesome in the first half and marched down, only to be pushed into the end zone by a desperate skink hoping to knock the ball loose from the tough dwarf blitzer.

A tough Dwarf defense shut down the lizards in the first half.

The lizards had a chance to tie up the game, but the rain and mud made handling the ball tough, until one of the Sauruses ended up with the ball. Try as he might, he was unable to escape the clutches of the deftly and amazing agile Dermonti Deathrun, #63, the center. Dermonti is known to be the slickest longbeard to ever take to the pitch in the NWL, and proved his worth today.

Eventually knocking the ball loose, Merill Hodge-Podge came up with the ball and made a late score at the end of the second half. The lizards could only fumble around with the ball the rest of the match.

An excellent game for the blitzers, who secure a win in the Veteran Division and will advance to Premier. Merill Hodge Podge skilled up, but thanks to crappy-ass LRB 4.0 rules, he aged despite rolling doubles and gaining the Dodge skill.

Another fun game against Johnny_Ryce and i'm sure we will cross paths again.”