“Well Scapers the little lizards could not handle the Dead Dudes from Catalonia. Although Pilot did actually complete a pass and Jool got catch as a result of the game, the little lizards have some growing up to do if they want to challenge any of the more bashy teams.

The Raised from Catalonia Fans decided to add insult to injury on the last turn by throwing a rock on the kickoff. Stark was SI'd and the team decided he was to blame for their poor play. He was retired for his own safety, but the team wanted more so they sacrificed him to their Reptilian God and served him to their coach with a nice white wine sauce.

"Stark did more for the team dead than alive" the coach was heard saying after his first bite. Stay tuned this should be an interesting development in the coming games.

Check back to see who is next for the Sacrificial Grill and who might in the end give the coach a heart attack, not from their play on the field, but the calories they contain.”