“The Squod limbered themselves up for a fun game as they stepped onto the pitch against a team of hobbits. They had to hide behind the trolls though, because both of the opposition treemen managed to turn up on time.

The game was pretty boring at the start, the Squod's head coach was even caught sleeping at the sidelines, only waking when Rik was bashed off the side of the pitch into him. The game picked up though when Kev went to block the halfling called AntiLiberal and ended up knocking himself out and seriously injuring his opponent at the same time. The trolls did an amazing job, earning themselves three casualties each.

At the end of the match, with only 2 halflings left on the pitch, and the ball near their endzone, Jak made a last ditch attempt to score, but tripped up on the last dodge he needed to make. The stupid 'fling that tripped hm then proceeded to throw the ball as far as he could down the pitch, scuppering the Squods hopes of a touchdown.

RIP Jed, we will miss you ................ after we have eaten you and we are hungry again.”