“The corporate fraud chaingang SLAUGHTERED the united pansies 3-1 on both cas and tds to take ALL THE POINTS from their game vs the old champs.

Some early sportsmanship saw both coaches drop 10k from their value in an effort to avoid a handicap roll.

However, after two of the united blitzers went for a crowd surf (and the duke got off scot free!) the score went to 1-0... a very long slow drive and 4 KOs saw the humans get the score they needed and go into the half at 1-1.

However, the crafty elves got off to a good start to the second half (after only one of the KOs had come back) and blitzed the flat footed humans which resulted in them controlling the ball for most of the half.

On two occasions the elves had to rely on 1 dice blocks, with both succeeding, but after going a whole half with only a hand full of non-knockdown results the humans could hardly complain.

A failed 2 dice block with the ogre late in the game opened the chance for the gang to make the victory crushing, and they took it, causing another cas along the way.

A comprehensive victory for the chaingang who spent all night celebrating their place atop the league.

A very tough game against the chaos dwarves should sort the men from the boys next week as the gang seek to continue their good run”