“Handicaps Against: Illegal Drugs (+ST given to Sean), Bribe the Ref

The game started out with the Human team, Blitzville Bandits receiving. The Wishmaster knew this was going to be a foul war when he saw Coach Stinkytroll bribe the Ref before the match. The fans stormed the pitch in protest, stunning EIGHT Chaos players and three Human players. It looked hopeless for the Chaos team and the Bandits thought to take advantage. They saw a defensless Chaos Warrior on the ground and quickly gang fouled him. Obliteration became furious and decided to strike back. They took down the Human Blitzer, Sean and Janos repeatedly laid into the prone player with his Greatsword, "Heartsrender." Sean was badly hurt but the medics were sent out to heal him. The Wishmaster saw this as a challenge as the opposing Coach's actions spoke louder than words. He signaled Janos to go all out and the Beastman cut the Blitzer across the midsection. Sean was carried off in a cart seriously injured. Two times the Referee caught Janos but both times the Wishmaster successfully argued the call! He was so convincing that he allowed the Beastman to stay in the game. This angered Coach Stinkytroll.

Blitzville Bandits were not idle while this happened. "Skinny" Joe Passafiume was steadily clearing the field of Chaos Warriors, until only Zoroaster was left. The lone Warrior took his vengeance on the Catcher, Jason "the J-man" Stuart. He tore into Jason's chest and ripped out his still beating heart. Finally, the Bandits had seen enough and they scored right before halftime.

The second half began with Obliteration receiving. Raze picked up the ball and ran to his front lines to be securely caged up. The Bandits could not break through the cage as they were heavily outnumbered at this point. Janos saw no mercy and after Ben "Sweets" Clark, failed to dodge away, stabbed the poor Catcher through the heart. Ben bled to death as he was being hauled off in a cart.

With the opposition under control, Obliteration had Raze run in the touchdown to tie the game. This game was totally not the Wishmaster's style of Coaching but boy was it bloody!!


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Good game, Stinkytroll! Thanks for the match, mate! Cya in the BBox! ”