“What a mad game. Count Skunks died a terrible death, gang-fouled into oblivion and failing his regeneration roll.

Troncos easily waltzed in a TD and it was starting to look bleak, but then the woodies started to fall over. A lot. And they started to fall over and stay down for good.

Bokonon Lives! scored a TD in reply in the first half and received the ball to start the second half. A cage was formed and gradually pushed down the pitch and more woodies went down and stayed down, kill results aplenty. It was beginning to look bleak for Troncos, but he managed to stop the cage with a turn to go. The cage disintegrated and the Bokonon Lives! players scatttered across the pitch. They were unable to stop Troncos putting three players around the ball carrier.

Bokonon Lives! swarmed around one of the three and Count Whip-Smart had a 3D blitz, which would enable an easy dodge away. Two pushes and a skull. Not good enough. Re-roll. One push and a skull. This made things desperate for the score. A dodge into two tackle zones. Success. Another dodge into two tackle zones. Another success!.... One last dodge away into free space. Success!!!! Count Whip-Smart waved to the fans as he skipped away for the winning TD in the last turn..... YAY!!!!! First win for the vamps, and hard fought it was too.”