“This one is long but I think it deserves to be here.

<VonKortez> hi there, gl+hf
<jimbob> hi same to you :)
<jimbob> but what is hf?
<VonKortez> have fun
<jimbob> well thankyou :)
<jimbob> opps hehe
<jimbob> i'm very new to this
<VonKortez> nice start
<jimbob> thankyou
<VonKortez> this seems to be one of those days for me
<jimbob> i'm sorry about this!
<VonKortez> they are pixels, they exist to get hurt
<jimbob> lmao
<jimbob> dang lol
<jimbob> damn rolls are going horribly!
<jimbob> wtf
<jimbob> unlucky boolocks!
<jimbob> how the fuck did that happen after the start i got!
<jimbob> what and you have your whole team back! bollocks!
<VonKortez> your luck ran out
<jimbob> yeh.. hmmm
<jimbob> what is get the fans?
<jimbob> fuck right off!!
<VonKortez> you can foul without getting kicked out for it
<jimbob> fucking cheating bollocks this is
<jimbob> i killed half your team and then you scored and got it all back cheating!
<jimbob> wtf you must be cheating as all i get is both down all the time now
<VonKortez> you can go through the forums to see how one can cheat here
<VonKortez> i´ll save you from doing that - you can´t chet
<VonKortez> *cheat
<jimbob> i don't mean you are cheating... but you get what i mean it all seems to swing in your favour!!
<VonKortez> these are rookie teams - turn overs happen
<jimbob> what the fuck how can i not pick it up!!
<jimbob> i know it happens but every turn!!
<jimbob> n they not catch it those fucking limp wristed tossers!!!
<jimbob> well done so far mate :)
<VonKortez> thx
<jimbob> bollocks
<jimbob> rematch later?
<VonKortez> someday yes
<jimbob> i think you are obviously much better than a beginner!
<VonKortez> we can´t play ech other right away
<jimbob> why not ?
<VonKortez> ranked rules
<jimbob> oh ok
<VonKortez> this is my game n:o 302 i think
<jimbob> what?
<jimbob> are you done on your turn!!!
<VonKortez> sry
<jimbob> thankyou
<VonKortez> there is nothing wrong with your luck :D
<jimbob> that was just good tactics!!
<jimbob> ouch!!!!!!!!!!!
<jimbob> wtf
<VonKortez> get the ref ended on halftime
<jimbob> yeh i knew that but thanks
<jimbob> bollocks!
<jimbob> wtf!!
<jimbob> there was no chance of that happening in a real game!!!
<jimbob> nah complete bollocks this game is
<jimbob> so fucked up!
<jimbob> well done but complete bollocks
<jimbob> fucking cunt
<jimbob> this is such fucking cunting crap
<jimbob> fucking coons
<jimbob> all cheatin fucking bollocks
<jimbob> yeh well if you are saying you don't cheat i don't believe you]
<jimbob> now hurry up or i'll just go
<jimbob> what a surprise
<jimbob> end this game
<jimbob> what a fucking cooning surprise
<jimbob> what a bunch of cheating collocks
<jimbob> cheat
<jimbob> cheat
<jimbob> cheat

After the match he decided to continue in chat.
<jimbob> fucking cheat
<VonKortez> this is so going to go to match report :D
<jimbob> i don't care
<jimbob> you cheated”