“'You see, you see misser Lolf, dis tournament be much fun fun'

'Rargh it had bedder be Mitter Kim Chee or wez be notz happies wids youse'

'Right den Ladz wese gots our first games of dis here Fringe XXX Open. Is against dese lads da Good ole daze return. Noz Fudd's Brudder i dunno whyz demz in a daze, maybez someonez hitz em inna ead ard or sumting.'

'Dese is a bunch of humies wit some good skills and dems gotz a full a roster dey haves so dere plenty to go round wacking wise, dont you worriez none bout that Chuck, plentiez.'

'Ois Rabbit, youse better layz on plenny towelz and Orcinade for da game you earz mez...'

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'Well dats was fun Rolf cans we does dats again?'

'Wez sure canz Alfie cause you grabbed da inf..inf..stuffed piggie and runz him homez and smash him overz da headz of some silly gitz in da crowdz, means we gets some other teamz to smash YAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!'

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Thx for the game Drok, you played hard, just Da Ladz decided to not just be big today but to step up and perform too. Alfred had a blinder of a game. Now if i can just batter Hahndorf and whoever wins the over game in our div I can make the final and a shot at winning this thing..”