“Ogres Rampant took an absolute hiding in their first game, mainly due to the crowd and their own stupidity.

Gobbo Stompa went crowd surfing, and was promptly eaten by a ravening Troll in the stands.

Ogre Krippla was killed by an errant rock thrown by an opposing fan - possibly that same Troll...

The other two Gobbos were seriously injured by there Ogre team-mates, who threw them both downfield, far harder than necessary...

Rampant seemed unable to reply to this crumping of their team until mid-way through the second half, when them dosey Ogres realised that, by swinging their fists hard into the tiny rat-things, they could stop them moving, make them fall down, and watch their fur turn red.

Were it not for the Ogre's throwing skills (?!?) Rampant would have remained scoreless, with both of their TD's coming from TTM.

Oh yeah. The Rats won the game 3-2... :-)”