“Unfortunatly the elves were hit by a nasty virus before the game leaving "" on the bench.


Elves won the toss and recieved the kick. Huxley early charge down the near side was ended with a Claudius foul. Claudius was caught and set for an early shower. In the confusion Harvey "Breardy-Boy" made the most of the oppotunity and sacked the ball carrier recovering the ball.

The norse were quick to get to the defence and guarded beardy home for a TD.

The kick off saw none of the woodie's KOs recover leaving them with 6 men to face the norse.

It was going well when karash slipped going for it and left himself prone. This caught the offensive line off gaurd and the Norse soon punished them for it running home the TD in the closing seconds of the first half.

The second half didn't fair much better for the Elves with their team not being able to m,ake it to the field in full stregth the Norse took the recieve and ran it home in 3.


On the return the elves looked good early blocks put the norse on the back foot and a great pass and rush by a blitzer looked as a TD was all but done. Unfortunatly the norse defense scrabbled well hitting the runner hard and stealing the ball.

The outnumbered elves were pinned back as Leo "Sticky hands" messed up the pass. Fotunatly the defensive line held it together and Jimmy " hard hit" made it 4-0 in the last seconds

The Old boy's fans couldn't be happier. And the applause and geriatric aids that rained down on the pitch was wonderfull for the team as they were helped off by their care home staff.”