“A lot of people will be wondering why Bokonon Lives! accepted a game against a skilled up bunch of ogres. Well, the coach was wondering the same thing.

Sure, Aristocratz only had 7 men in the line up, but the vampidiots backline are well know for being... well, the clues in the word 'vampidiots'.

The vampidiots proceeded to spend the game stuffing up. Look, the ogre with the ball is soooo stooopid he has spent two turns just standing there. Two vamps in range for the blitz. Both suddenly get very hungry and head back to the LOS for some thrall-munching. Then, poor old Gagarin was killed when The Honourable Doctor Robert Fender got a little carried away in the second half.

Aristocratz easily scored in the first half, and had dramatically reduced the Bokonon Lives! numbers. However the last turn of the first half proved decisive as 'Spooky' Detmold badly hurt one ogre and a sneaky boot from Lazerescu KO'd another. The KO'd player would not return to the pitch for the rest of the game. It wasn't much, but only facing 5 ogres in the second half gave me *just* enough room to make a difference.

The Bokonon Lives! reply in the second half was shoddy and pathetic as usual, and the ball was soon in ogre control. However a blinding play from 'Spooky' in T15 saw him dodge away from 2 ogres, pick the ball up from the feet of another two, dodge away again, throw the ball all the way up the pitch, and into the waiting hands of Dr.Fender. Dr. Fender merrily jogged his way over for the score with a total of 5 Bokonon players still on the pitch.

A miracle play and I'm not sure I deserved the draw. Well, maybe I deserved it for the sheer gall of accepting the match in the first place...

Mwah ha ha ha ha! HAHA HAHA! Mwah ha ha! *thunder rolls in the distance*”