“A thing of beauty this game. The ball arching gracefully over the turf as both teams employed the passing game.

Dances with Bunnies was banned to the corner of the endzone for the remainder of the game after accidentally bringing about the demise of Kekki. Play was halted whilst a touching funeral ceremony was conducted.

In the end, the GooF players overcame their club feet and stubby fingers to perfect their passing game and take the win.

Having exchanged pass for pass, Patty Cake and Goofy sportingly exchanged shirts following the match, but Farts and Sniggers used Goofy's to wipe his bum ... sorry about that. Gobbos eh? What can you do with them?”