“Heheh, another insane DDFs match, with Nuffle's mischievous cruelty written all over it. Aces kept rolling on my Ogre maneater for most of the game, but in the end he came through on a couple of crucial blitzes, managing to keep the score tied 'till the very end. Although advantageous in numbers, during the second half the Nosepickers were on their defensive all the way. Somehow we couldn't get a pow with anyone but the final player (if we were lucky), which explains the low number of fouls on both sides. The Cheatz had a match winning move when their top pogo player (who kept avoiding his bloody fate throughout the match) failed to land a leap in the end zone (with a RR), leaving the nailbiting Nosepickers to ghasp in relief as the ref sounded that final whistle. Luckily enough, the kicker was ejected upon the first foul and the chainsaw spent the entire second half in the KO box, thanks to a sacrificial skull/pow from the above mentioned Ogre. The irony didn't end there, as G.I.M.P. (the very same ogre) rolled snakes on his first skill and probably became the first big guy dirty player in this season's DDFs. Not sure if Nuffle played the same trick on someone else in these first few games...

To summarize points:

Draw +3
SI +4
Foulzz +2 :((

Total +9”