“We shall remember Rat Au Vin forever for his glorious bravery on the pitch of Bloodbowl. When his team member failed to catch the ball, we all swore and called said player a dirty human. When the enemy picked up the ball and tried to toss it into their own backfield, however, Rat Au Vin charged in without thought of personal safety and snatched the ball out of midair, leading to what would be the first of three touchdowns.

Later, after we had many many times RIPPED the ball from the claws of our enemy, Rat Au Vin took too long in picking up the ball and got chargedfrom behind by a clawed beastman. The gory sight of his entrails on the pitch sickened our apothecary so that he could not perform his duties.

We shall always remember Rat Au Vin.”