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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2009-06-25 01:24:15
70k
0/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
1
-
1
10
-
-
28
28
1
#12 Big Sky – Smashed Knee (NI)
#6 400 Bucks – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#12 Big Sky – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#2 Reverend Horton Heat – Dead (RIP)
#9 Big Little Baby – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
6
-
1
23
-
-
30
35
1
#3 Waak – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#3 Waak – Broken Neck (-AG)
Ogres with 64% don't fail a lot of BoneHead rolls.
The POW a lot of blocks.
A lot of those POW's break AV.
A lot of those AV breaks kill or maim.
He did manage to pooch a couple of 3 dicers, one actually prevented a TD...but that only stopped it from being 1-3 instead.
I was seriously appalled at how perfectly his inaccurate goblin throws landed. I was very seriously appalled that my only handicap was negated by the first kickoff roll giving him back a RR. I was hideously seriously appalled by everything else that match, including what may have been a grand total of 4 BoneHead failures. I burned through 4 RR before he used one second half...but then again, I only had 4 guys, so I was making desperate rolls, and he was making 3 dice blocks...
For once though, MVP went to the exact right guy...Jezebel, who was one of the few to last until the bitter end. Jezebel, whose no fear -2d blocks even took down some ogres...and Jezebel, who scored our only casualty early on by throttling the goblin Waak until his vertebrae sounded like hobnail boots on coarse gravel.
Shame I don't believe in retiring a team for a mash-up first match. These guys are going to struggle with recovery for some time I imagine...”