“Well folks Da' Bones Brigade opens the season with a stunning vicotory over the Aur Gelmirs Giants. We set our plan in motion by kidnapping their apothecary right before the game to insure the beatings we dealt out were felt hard. Then McGill, Mountain and Hawk laid the smack down as Cabellero stole the ball and walked in for the td just as the first half ended. During halftime the Giant fans were so appauled at their teams lack luster performance in the first half they started a riot in the stands that held up the game for 6 turns. The Brigade recieved and only having two turns to score again, due to the riot, set-up an unsuccesful pass play as the game ended and won 1-0 with 3 casualties caused.”