“Cruising over the wailing hills of jaded sorrow, the charioteers burn a path straight into Hell's territory. There, the blades of glory and death meet as one in a game of brawl with the ball!

Hail to Gouging Garcia who holds the day! Thy strength knows no limits, thy courage no barriers, and thy power no equal! Smash chaos warrior and launch the ball into the endzone for all rabid fans to feed thy ego with song and praise!

General Scumm "Excellent work men, you carried out my genius plans flawlessly. Now follow your general into the blackness of night...and claim thy destiny!"”