“Handicaps Against Me: Virus (no nigglers, so pretty much Coggins was playing at a huuuge disadvantage)
On paper this was a complete mismatch. Lounge Mafioso being scheduled against Obliteration could be the end of that team. The game followed the script with the Orcs literally getting devastated by the forces of Chaos. Even with LM receiving first there was not much they could do to stem the tide of destruction. Obliteration took the ball away and ran in a touchdown midway through the first half. A second touchdown followed in the closing seconds of the half thanks to a Blitz! The Orc Thrower was forced out of the pocket and hurried into a pass that fell short.
Obliteration received in the second half and just when one thought it couldn't get any worse for the Orcs it did. Chaos fans held the Referee hostage pretty much giving their team unrestricted fouls for the rest of the match. Draco killed a Blitzer and a Black Orc with hoof stomps to the face until it looked like mashed potatoes. Just like the first half, Obliteration scored in the middle of the half and another time on their last turn of the game. Coach Coggins garnered much respect and praise from the Wishmaster for toughening it out.
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Good game, Coggins! Thanks for the match, mate! Hopefully the Box matches us up more evenly next time. You took the dicerape like a man. Cya in the BBox!
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On paper this was a complete mismatch. Lounge Mafioso being scheduled against Obliteration could be the end of that team. The game followed the script with the Orcs literally getting devastated by the forces of Chaos. Even with LM receiving first there was not much they could do to stem the tide of destruction. Obliteration took the ball away and ran in a touchdown midway through the first half. A second touchdown followed in the closing seconds of the half thanks to a Blitz! The Orc Thrower was forced out of the pocket and hurried into a pass that fell short.
Obliteration received in the second half and just when one thought it couldn't get any worse for the Orcs it did. Chaos fans held the Referee hostage pretty much giving their team unrestricted fouls for the rest of the match. Draco killed a Blitzer and a Black Orc with hoof stomps to the face until it looked like mashed potatoes. Just like the first half, Obliteration scored in the middle of the half and another time on their last turn of the game. Coach Coggins garnered much respect and praise from the Wishmaster for toughening it out.
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Good game, Coggins! Thanks for the match, mate! Hopefully the Box matches us up more evenly next time. You took the dicerape like a man. Cya in the BBox!
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