“Another tough loss for our favorite Heroes. It seems the crowd is always bipartisan, as I have lost more players to the crowd than to any opposing team! Thank goodness all injuries thus sustained have been minor...

Dalvo may not have gotten the announcer's MVP nod, but he's definitely the toast of the rest of the team! He got cheap-shot a lethal blow, and the crowd was hushed as the apothecary rushed onto the field. But soon the cry went up that it was just a flesh wound, and the rejuvenated Dalvo was back on his feet and fired up! As soon as he smelled the blood of the ballcarrier within reach, not hell nor high water nor two sets of beastly tentacles could stop him from blitzing and smashing down the runner! He then was responsible for tripping up or smashing down 2 more defenders, inspiring his teammates to knock down another 3 more. His heroic actions culminated when our quarterback Fritz snatched the ball off the ground and threw to a linebacker downfield, who handed it to Strider and it was race time, no beast can catch this sprinter! TD!!!

Sadly, Thoro's completely mangled hand is forcing him into early retirement, but his blocking expertise will find a spot on the coaching staff while his twin brother will fill in in his stead. Forward, Heroes!”