“wez da mity mity gobliz an wez sur had doz humiez scarid, wez got dere boyz KO'd and sittin on da benc in no tim, an den wez walkz don da pich, an juz afor wez walzs in dey git da ball frum uz an run it da hol lenf uv da pich an skorz an den de 2nd haf wen werz, soz datz how wez loz 3-0 an loz fanz an loz gold cauz it coz us mor ta buy nobbla den we mak, wez goin drinkin now, don mez wif uz.”