“First game in Blackbox. First game playing with elveseseses.
Poor uzkulak didn't stand a chance. Right from the kick-off we blitzed, stole the ball, racked up two BHs, and it was all over. The first TD went in. The second went in (with 4 High Elveseseseses off the pitch by this stage).
If uzkulak thought there was any sort of chance for a fightback from his pointy-faced boys he was sadly mistaken. A dejected bunch of golden-haired gimps took the pitch in the second half and showed no fight at all. Prince Trek killed himself, unable to bear the dishonour of a failed dodge. Golden pointy blood rained on the pitch.
Only Prince Stollif showed any pride. With the very last action of the game a fire burned in his eyes. Hetgwauge found himself in a headlock and SNAP!!!! His neck was broken, his eyes went dead.
The Elvens Below! fans enjoyed a thoroughly good game, full of TDs, passes, blood and revenge.”
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Poor uzkulak didn't stand a chance. Right from the kick-off we blitzed, stole the ball, racked up two BHs, and it was all over. The first TD went in. The second went in (with 4 High Elveseseseses off the pitch by this stage).
If uzkulak thought there was any sort of chance for a fightback from his pointy-faced boys he was sadly mistaken. A dejected bunch of golden-haired gimps took the pitch in the second half and showed no fight at all. Prince Trek killed himself, unable to bear the dishonour of a failed dodge. Golden pointy blood rained on the pitch.
Only Prince Stollif showed any pride. With the very last action of the game a fire burned in his eyes. Hetgwauge found himself in a headlock and SNAP!!!! His neck was broken, his eyes went dead.
The Elvens Below! fans enjoyed a thoroughly good game, full of TDs, passes, blood and revenge.”