“The barbed road to Hell sheds more blood! Berserker Eric is flung into the void! Swallowed whole by the maw of Hell to be feasted on by the darkest of shadows!

Hail to Rod McSween who got closest to the endzone with the ball! (yes...that's my biggest accomplishment to claim today) Also, for displaying POWER with the nipple twist of DOOM upon thy prey Chris Nilan! Unfortunately, thy patented move was learned most quickly by the goons...and used to the max!

DeMaio "Hmm, perhaps those of us who wear no armor on our chest, shouldn't get in a nipple twist war with those in platemail."

General Scumm "I know! We'll wear armor around our nipples too!"

DeMaio "then we'll look like ugly zons..."

"Good point...." : (

The charioteers raze holy hell upon the body of Eric! Fire burning bright to the sky! Signal the gods on high, a warrior has passed onto the spirit realm!”