“And the sacrifice of chariot flesh doth paid off! The Hellbound were annointed in the fires of Hades and the breath of the underworld blew with anger upon the ogres of Smahsers! Such a force of unholy nature assaulted, the mortal giants had no chance to win...or survive unscathed!

Hail to Berserker Eric who mutilates ogre and goblin alike with the strength of warrior kings! Score and upgrade to 4 agility! Let thy skill show bright upon the fields!

And to Hurricane Henry who blazed in Hellfire this day! In one game, he earns every point needed to upgrade to dirty player! Ye are no longer man...but a vessel for demon whims to play among the upperworld. Spread sorrow!

DeMaio "A great charmed game. At one time only 3 ogres were left on the field...usually it's the other way around."

General Scumm "my brilliant plan worked! Use up all the 5s and 6s so my opponent is left with the 1s and 2s! I must patent this!"
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