“Ouch. This game looked like a potential mismatch from the start. How could I bash something that I couldn't hit?

The first turn blitz, with the Sisters of Mercy catching the ball from their own kick-off while all my blocks turned to dust sealed the deal.

A shambles of a game. Canales seemed like a good coach. I could see his positioning was well-thought through, but I never really had a chance to test him and had to resort to riskier and riskier behaviour as the game went on. Never a good idea.

A small crowd turned up to watch these two local sporting franchises make their respective bows, and most decided that the ladeeez would be the team to follow. These raised-from-the-dead-starlets did not justify their hype. For the next game we will be offering tickets at half-price and every kid attending gets a free hotdog.”