“We lost 2 nigglers before the game, so it was 9 vs 11 players.
We get a clean break because the Hasslanders foul and does not focus on our ballcarrier. So we figured we could give Red Makeup the chance to score.
We fail the Pass but have yet another chance to pick up the ball to score, that ofcourse fail as well. The hasslanders pick up the ball and try to move the ball forward. Meanwhile we fail and fail and fail everything we attempt until in the end the Hasslanders fail their pass. Then Yellow Makeup can pick up the ball and pass it to a somewhat safer location.
So 0-0 in the first half.

We line up 5 players against 11. The hasslanders give us a shot at their ballcarrier but ofc, we can not succeed. After the initial turns we become somewhat swamped and cant put up much of a defense. We do get another chance at the ballcarrier and put him into the ground. However the scatter is not beneficial for us. So the Hasslanders stall and score in Turn 15.
This give us a small chance at a touchdown. We do manage to get a few players onto their side of the pitch and Angry Makeup recive the pass and move into a scoring position. Hasslanders however can not fail anything so they manage to knock Angry Makeup over and basically end all our chances for a touchdown.

To sum it all up : Yet Another Dicerape.”