“My Hammy 2-1 Indy

In what looked to be a great matchup on paper Colts power and speed going up against the slow but rock solid Dorf Grins, fans and broadcasters alike had the match at close to even odds for the betting public. But as is fickle fate, the Dorf Grins had luck smiling on their ever move in this AFC matchup.

The Dorfs won the coin toss and elected to kick to start off the match, confident in their defensive capabilities. But the highpowered C0lts offense proved their defense to be filled with holes and exploited them for an early touchdown by Saurus Ryan Diem. The C0lts had left the Dorfs with a lot of time in the 1st half to develop their slow offensive plays. The Dorfs went to their tried and true playbook and while not protecting the ball nearly well enough they were able to dish out a series of brutal hits. The C0lts being a team forged out of steel looked like they had stopped the Dorfs drive in its tracks and had actualy scooped up the ball as the clock was running down. But again fate was smiling on My Hammy, a perfectly executed blitz caused the ball to drop just within reach of Whiney Moore who was able to pick it up and pass it to Phoul for a TD. Teammates and coaches alike were amazed on heard muttering as they walked into the locker room at halftime 'we dont even let him carry his own armor he's such a clutz and then he goes and runs further than I have ever seen him run and then makes a play like THAT?, it defies comprehension'
My Hammy 1-1 Indy

With just 6 lizards still on the pitch the C0lts were not looking forward to another brutal Dorf offensive drive. The fans quickly made it 11 boisterous Dorfs vs. 5 stalwart C0lts. And with cool cunning the lizards were able to knock the ball free for a moment, but the dwarfs were quick to respond and punish Indy. A continuous pounding thru the 2nd half, kept the C0lts defense from doing too much of anything and led to a walk in TD to end the match.”