“Coneheads kicked off after a 6-turn-riot. Sentinels couldn't get the ball into the zone. In the 2nd half two turnovers provided a comfortable 2-0 lead, Sentinels could have made the 3-0, but Coneheads could score after Variel, who scored both touchdowns for the Northrend fell down dodging when he tried to secure the ball. Fortunately, as should be expected in a match between elves, nobody got hurt.
Sentinels now to acquire a physician from Felwood Hospital.”
The inquisition in investigating a case of bribery among stadium owners. For reasons not yet released to the public the magnificent team Self-righteous Coneheads was not given their fair share of the gate money. Chaos interferance is suspected. Our reporter Mike Bladder have had an exclusive interview with the headcoach of the Coneheads:
MB: Well how do you feel about the...
Coach: If I had been an orc I would say "We waz rubbed!" but since I don't want to sound like an illiterate animal I prefer to let them know that we will get even. We will not tolerate such behaviour from the lesser species.
MB: Well....ohh...lesser.... Isnt it a fact that you failed miserably at playing the game today? Didnt the Coneheads actually fail two very easy passes that even goblins could have made?
Coach: Goblins? You ignorant....*grumble*
MB: And didnt the Coneheads fail most of the important blocks? Isn't it true that you should be happy with the result?
Sentinels now to acquire a physician from Felwood Hospital.”