“Laced with poison and pain, the scythe wheels of road warriors tear flesh, and rip bone of wood elves everywhere!
Hail to the power of the chariots! Massive damage and scoring witnessed by fans across the world, now muster a FF ranking of 21! The largest army we've amassed in years! You are the driving torque of our axles! You are the horsepower thrust! You...are life! We DIE for your cheers!
Upgrade Cip to guard! Upgrade Terra Watt to sure feet! Prepare the flag on trollskin...a sinking ship on the molten blood seas of Hell! Let this be our banner of war for our upcoming game vs the Blood Sea Buccaneers! WE COME FOR YOU! And when we find ye...the gates of Hades shall open wide...and swallow you whole!
General Scumm "Elves are no match for the smartness of my brain science! As long as I reign supreme on the field...the terror of norse shall spread like plague upon village! Or like toe fungus. I'm not sure which, but I KNOW IT SHALL SPREAD!"
DeMaio "We'll work on your victory speeches Scumm."
Ride, brothers of death, til thee hits the raging waters of pirate lairs!”
Hail to the power of the chariots! Massive damage and scoring witnessed by fans across the world, now muster a FF ranking of 21! The largest army we've amassed in years! You are the driving torque of our axles! You are the horsepower thrust! You...are life! We DIE for your cheers!
Upgrade Cip to guard! Upgrade Terra Watt to sure feet! Prepare the flag on trollskin...a sinking ship on the molten blood seas of Hell! Let this be our banner of war for our upcoming game vs the Blood Sea Buccaneers! WE COME FOR YOU! And when we find ye...the gates of Hades shall open wide...and swallow you whole!
General Scumm "Elves are no match for the smartness of my brain science! As long as I reign supreme on the field...the terror of norse shall spread like plague upon village! Or like toe fungus. I'm not sure which, but I KNOW IT SHALL SPREAD!"
DeMaio "We'll work on your victory speeches Scumm."
Ride, brothers of death, til thee hits the raging waters of pirate lairs!”