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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2009-08-11 22:33:35
70k
3/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
-
4
-
1
22
-
-
52
36
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“YEAAAAAHHHH BOY!! We bring da pain! Whoever i$ next better watch out. I got bull$ $corin touchdown$ and $hit!! Protect ya neck thi$ i$ NOT A GAME!!!!!”
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
16
37
2
#16 Wendy Bloodcavern – Smashed Hip (-MA)
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The barren man-haters were victimized by a textbook display of dominance on the pitch today (well, mostly yesterday).
The ebonics spouting midgets laid waste to the Amazons in a 3-0 routing that showed the hatefully lopsided collision of a Dodge and a Tackle team.
Some post game comments from the Uteri's locker room were very telling:
"I can't feel my leg. Seriously..." said Wendy Bloodcavern. The Shriveled Uteri's new quarterback who's first game was also possibly her last for the team. "If that's the way this franchise plays defense, I'd rather go back to giving nickel BJs... My fucking leg HURTS!"
"I think that one dwarf came inside me. If my lady-parts hadn't been forcibly removed at birth, I'd need a morning after pill right now." said Katie, the Amazon's leading rusher in the game.
When asked for a comment, the Uteri's clearly frustrated coach, MechaRoach, had this to say, "We didn't deserve to win. We played like a bunch of pussies."”
The barren man-haters were victimized by a textbook display of dominance on the pitch today (well, mostly yesterday).
The ebonics spouting midgets laid waste to the Amazons in a 3-0 routing that showed the hatefully lopsided collision of a Dodge and a Tackle team.
Some post game comments from the Uteri's locker room were very telling:
"I can't feel my leg. Seriously..." said Wendy Bloodcavern. The Shriveled Uteri's new quarterback who's first game was also possibly her last for the team. "If that's the way this franchise plays defense, I'd rather go back to giving nickel BJs... My fucking leg HURTS!"
"I think that one dwarf came inside me. If my lady-parts hadn't been forcibly removed at birth, I'd need a morning after pill right now." said Katie, the Amazon's leading rusher in the game.
When asked for a comment, the Uteri's clearly frustrated coach, MechaRoach, had this to say, "We didn't deserve to win. We played like a bunch of pussies."”