“What I hoped to become a high CS/TD game in my favor turned out to be the opposite.

I knew I was in trouble when the first kickoff result was a blitz. He quickly picked up the ball, and due to double skulls, my turn ended quickly, resulting in a BH for a blodging lino. He scored before the Blood Bowl fans even sat down.

More bad luck ensued. It seemed like all my dark elves were wearing boxing gloves, resulting in little to no CS against the weak paper armor of the skaven. Because of said gloves, throwing and catching the ball were simply out of the question.

The term "on the ropes" was used literally here, as he crowd surfed my players, resulting in the death of a witch elf. Luke Cage was also killed, but no one really cared.

I finally managed a touchdown at the end, but it was too late. The field was bloody, the skaven were healthy, and my elves barely made it back to the locker room.

Excellent execution by the skaven (pun intended), terrible by my dark elves. Now I see why his record is as great as it is. ”