“After a pounding upon the beaches of Lustria vs the Blood Sea Buccaneers, the charioteers here the sounds of wizards and cannons and follow! Like a moth to the flame, we are drawn to those who blow things up!

And we come upon Diss the Lizzies...and their wizard. We take aim, and stab at cold hearts!

But the winds of fate blew against us, and defeat was at hand! Only Terra Watt attracts the eye of God by blitzing his way out of a lizard cage and scores for all to behold!

DeMaio "We welcome our newest Catcher, Joe! Aside from his amazing talent at getting teenagers to drop panties, he also has an incredible ability to catch a tight spiral spiked ball and smack an orc in the face with it! Joe...you'll do well in this bunch! Now rev the diesel beasts, kick the chariot into override...and ride into thy destiny! Glory! Power! And death!"

Hail!”