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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2004-03-17 20:16:08
70k
0/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
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rush
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TOTALS
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2
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#8 Clive "Presidents Sponsor" Morrisson – Smashed Knee (NI)
#8 Clive "Presidents Sponsor" Morrisson – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#6 Julius "Klondike" Morrisson – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
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“The Morrisons scored a quick TD we were unable to stop.
They knocked Big Jim out early, too early. Must've used some fancy pansy tricks to catch him off his guard, can't believe how else that coulda ever been possible. Anyways, seeing poor Jim carried off the pitch really riled the Johnsons up. Shortly after Jim's KO, they got Lil' Jim too. After that, it was payback time. Soon enough, one of the Morrison folks was carried off, totally out cold. And he was only hit by Mikey T.! The crowd couldn't wait what would happen if the big fighters got their groove on. Before the break, the gits were trying to take a shot at Uncle Bob... what a mistake! Uncle Bob gave Klondike an instant retirement! Ol' Bob still packs a mighty punch!
Second half didn't go so well... We hurt another Morrison but couldn't score the game-winner. And so, with more trickery and cheating, the miserable gits pulled off a win.
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We're here with Joseph Johnson, known to people mostly as simply Big Joe, for a few post-game comments.
What did you think of the Morrisons' playing style?
-*burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp* Dey was fast an' dodgy, runnin' around like scared little rats, tryin' ta get outta the way. Dun realy know how dey ever manidged to get de ball out our hands the way they were going about it.
And what do you think was the greatest moment in the game?
-*burrrp* Well, the time I hit dat Clive Morrison an' broke somefin' inside 'im real good. Well, dat an' de way Uncle Bob showed dat Jules Morrison what's what. Don't mess wi' the Johnsons if you value your johnson, know what I mean? (Big Joe breaks into a fit of howling laughter at his obviously ingenious joke)
Could you give us some general comment before hitting the showers?
-The pansy Morrisons may have scored more TDs, but it's obvious who the real winners tonight are. Shame about Slim Jim tho... 'e'll have a keg of his favorite beer as soon as the damn whitecoats get off 'im and we can properly medicate 'im.
(Big Joe hollers out to the crowd)
PARTY AT THE TRAILER PARK TONIGHT; EVERYONE WELCOME AND BRING MORE BEER!
Well, Big Joe, thanks for the interview, and good luck with the games. Might be that I'll pop in at the party tonight as well.
-Yer, *burp* thanks and see ya tonight.”
They knocked Big Jim out early, too early. Must've used some fancy pansy tricks to catch him off his guard, can't believe how else that coulda ever been possible. Anyways, seeing poor Jim carried off the pitch really riled the Johnsons up. Shortly after Jim's KO, they got Lil' Jim too. After that, it was payback time. Soon enough, one of the Morrison folks was carried off, totally out cold. And he was only hit by Mikey T.! The crowd couldn't wait what would happen if the big fighters got their groove on. Before the break, the gits were trying to take a shot at Uncle Bob... what a mistake! Uncle Bob gave Klondike an instant retirement! Ol' Bob still packs a mighty punch!
Second half didn't go so well... We hurt another Morrison but couldn't score the game-winner. And so, with more trickery and cheating, the miserable gits pulled off a win.
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We're here with Joseph Johnson, known to people mostly as simply Big Joe, for a few post-game comments.
What did you think of the Morrisons' playing style?
-*burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp* Dey was fast an' dodgy, runnin' around like scared little rats, tryin' ta get outta the way. Dun realy know how dey ever manidged to get de ball out our hands the way they were going about it.
And what do you think was the greatest moment in the game?
-*burrrp* Well, the time I hit dat Clive Morrison an' broke somefin' inside 'im real good. Well, dat an' de way Uncle Bob showed dat Jules Morrison what's what. Don't mess wi' the Johnsons if you value your johnson, know what I mean? (Big Joe breaks into a fit of howling laughter at his obviously ingenious joke)
Could you give us some general comment before hitting the showers?
-The pansy Morrisons may have scored more TDs, but it's obvious who the real winners tonight are. Shame about Slim Jim tho... 'e'll have a keg of his favorite beer as soon as the damn whitecoats get off 'im and we can properly medicate 'im.
(Big Joe hollers out to the crowd)
PARTY AT THE TRAILER PARK TONIGHT; EVERYONE WELCOME AND BRING MORE BEER!
Well, Big Joe, thanks for the interview, and good luck with the games. Might be that I'll pop in at the party tonight as well.
-Yer, *burp* thanks and see ya tonight.”
Obviously noone is able to put the Morrissons away. So we asked kindly why they are here. Obviously they smelled a little bit. I swear, flies died arround them. They forced us to play a dirty game called Bloodbowl, otherwise they would have spiten on our food. So we decided to play.
Not that wise decision at all. Who cares about some food. Noone, we can buy plenty. But they played this rough game as if they are from hell. Julius the founder if this family died on the attempt to save our picnic.
His brother Clive was hardly hurt and will never play again. Rumours are that the whole street plays this freaky game atm to show who is best family in Bowler Street.
We shall see what we will do in future. Dirty, bloody. Not for people like us.”