“After week two of the Blue Sky BB season, many had already given up on the Shriveled Uteri. Their performance against the dwarves shook the faith of even some of the players. Wendy Bloodcavern, who sat out this week recovering from a leg injury, said this, "I wanted to quit....I asked to quit....I tried to leave, but then I remembered I can't type or cook or bear live young. This is all I have."

However, it seems one more battle on the pitch was all the team needed. This week the 'barren bitches' got back on track against a recently struggling necromantic team, The Neocons. Nevertheless, the game was anything but easy. After a dismal first half that saw the Uteri make the mistake of not putting a lady in scoring position on turn 7, it looked like this would be another disappointing game. In the second half, however, the screaming defense of the 'useless wombs' repeatedly pumped life back into the team.

The key play of the game came in turn 15 for the Uteri. With the Neocons' ball carrier, Scott Howard, pinned against the sideline, Tina blocked the werewolf into the bloodthirsty crowd. Since this was a home game for the 'ladies of dubious fertility', the crowd kindly threw the ball back in where only they could grab it. And that's just what Candi did. Picking up the ball, the tranny-stripper-turned-linewoman immediately heaved it downfield for the waiting Linda. The next turn, Linda waltzed into the end zone unmolested for the 1-0 win.

In the locker room afterwards, the team was clearly in a better mood than last week:
"Ugh, my boots smell like zombie." said Loin Thunder.
"You should smell my balls." replied line-'woman', Dave, to a room full of nervous laughter. "What? Oh...I mean my 'vagina'. You should smell my vagina."

Continuing the trend of stat-less MVPs, Blonde Banshee had this to say about bringing home the award for a second time, "The selection committee can see my talent even when it doesn't show on the scoresheet. Also...I blew them."
When told that the MVP is selected randomly using a computer, she replied, "Who'd I blow then?"

Coach MechaRoach was in much higher spirits this week as well. His post game speech was again simple and direct, "Let's all take a shower and have a pillowfight!!"

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