“A rip-roaring game. The brand new orc team must have had some initial funding problems as their brand-new spanking fresh armour turned out to be a little rusty. Only one BH, but a few KOs and the only injury sustained by the Agency occurred when an over-enthusiastic Jesskinka concussed herself during a block. Despite an all too-easy first TD for the orcs (thanks to the crowd taking out a quarter of the Agency with rocks on the first drive), the rest of the game looked like it belonged to the lizards, the Sauri holding the brutes at bay while the scampish skinks had their run of the field.

The Agency show a lot of promise, but the fans left the game deciding that the coach was an idiot. Twice the Agency were in positions for no-roll scores if they could just wait an extra turn, but the over-confident lizards, egged on by their no-brain coach, decided that they wanted to push for immediate scores and fluffed it both times. Once with a failed GFI and once with a fumbled quick pass.

To make matters worse, the infinitely calmer opposing coach helped his boys steal the ball on the turnover and then run it straight up the pitch for a TD each time.

The Agency have been hoist by their own retard.

Apologies for the poor puns in the report, and thanks to luigi for an entertaining and chatty ol' match.”