“Hero fans, bow your heads in memory of Dalvo. The massive man got his second casualty in as many games today, but the enemy troll is simply scary; two deaths (one averted by the apo) in a single game. Unfortunately for Dalvo, the apo was out of band-aids to try to save his life when his turn came.

The team played well in the first half, going into halftime scoreless, but the Dealers got the 2nd half kickoff and simply would not give the ball up. Then Dalvo, the bulwark of the defensive center, fell, and there simply wasn't enough strength left to stand up to a Black Orc, Troll and Chaos Warrior. Cuchillo tried to save us from a second score against, by grabbing a loose ball and chucking it, but it went absolutely nowhere and the second score came soon after.

We'll recruit Dalvo's little twin brother to replace him. Let's only hope he brings the same spirit to the team...”