“Congrats to BennigansMafia for winning this first round Orcland Wooden Shield match in Sudden Death overtime. He played well and his Chaos Dwarves were the better team on the field this day.

My squad drank a bit too deeply from their tankards prior to the game and the results were all over the field to see: 14 straight block dice rolled without a single knockdown, rolled double skulls 6 times, 1d blocks w/ block skill against non-block opponents resulted in skulls, opponents 1d blocks resulted in knockdowns despite being non-block vs block.

Just an ugly day for the Miners who looked like a team of snotlings out there, and the fans showed their disgust by trashing the field after the game and there's already early reports of many fans canceling their season tickets. The Miners have certainly dug themselves a hole...good thing they're good at digging, they might just be able to get themselves out—though the next match will be difficult as they'll be fielding only 10 players to start.”