“3 points - #13 Disco Dan. Annoying bugger on both attack and defence. We were completely unable to stop him on the first drive so the skinks made sure he didn't get time for a second go.

2 points - #7 Gougin' Geoff. After Angry Andrew was dealt with early (that one foul was the only thing Tkssneeyo did, bastard ref sent him off straight away!) Geoff picked up the slack, successfully KOing Chlrneaee eventually and probably saving the rats another cas or two.

1 point - #10 Maniacal Mikey. Don't think the big rat failed a wild animal roll all game, constant threat until he was escorted over the sideline.

Neither team really failed anything, it was just all the little things that aren't recorded in the luck meter went the skinks way. Pitch invasion leaving 5 stunned rats and not a lizard, failed apoth for the rats, twice scatters being regathered by a lizard. Get the ref to start the second half. And finally perfect D to stall the attempted last turn one turn td.”