“A match for the ages. The Bruisers were looking to recover after a brutal 8 cas beatdown in the 150 TR tour and found a Chaos team that was game. Between the previous injuries and the handicaps (It Wasn't Me! and Duh, Where Am I?), the Bruisers were only fielding eight players and two ag3 players, one of which was boneheaded. The Warp got Perfect Defense on the kickoff and it looked to be one of 'those' games.

The dwarfs had other ideas though. I hit all four chaos warriors (who had been set up on the LOS) in the first turn...one KO and TWO BH! That was just for starters. By the time the Bruisers scored on H1T8 (due to a lucky dodge by Delmar who was by now my last ag3 player in the game) the Warp only had 5 players left.

Second half saw the Warp up to their max players (considering they had 3 bh by then), and fortunately for them, the 7 remaining dwarfs weren't hitting quite so hard. Suffering 'only' one cas and two KO's the Warp were able to advance the ball to about 3/4 field, but the dwarf luck was relentless. An entire turn of 1d blocks, longbeard dodges, and a 1d blitz on the ball managed to pop the ball loose. Although the Warp managed to recover, their position was precarious and the dwarfs managed to prevent a score and pull out a win despite starting the match with only 9 players.

Kudos to Firest0rm121 for making it thru this absolutely one-sided match without completely freaking out. This was a Nuffle-rape of epic proportions.”