“Hero fans be proud! We managed to get our second victory of the franchise's career today, and in resounding fashion! Our players stayed on their feet, and ko's flowed freely from their smashing fists! We also spread the ball around quite effectively, Dawn and Strider being more than willing to block for their teammate's chance to do their endzone celebration. This was the first time we've ever scored more than once in a single match, and we scored 3!

The ball only once ever crossed onto the Hero's side of the field, and then only very briefly before the lone elf was surrounded and pummelled into the turf. The Heroes then created a wedge of blockers to protect the ball-carrying Aurora, who didn't know what to do with the ball but ran hard to hide her nervousness. The half was coming to a close too fast for her to race to the endzone, so she tossed it sideways to a waiting Noghri, who raced into the endzone, diving across just as time expired!

Well done, and welcome to our newest member of our team, Farsi the Catcher! He'll fill in for Strider next week, and hopefully decide to remain full-time to only increase our vertical passing attack! Forward, Heroes!”