“Not a great game for the Heroes today, although Farsi proved his worth to the team by scoring a td on his very first game. On that series we were able to race the kickoff around the left side in a classic QB option play, flipping the ball to the open WR who raced down the sideline for the score.

However, this doesn't negate the fact Fritz bobbled the opening kickoff, allowing for an easy enemy score, and Fritz also had a pass dropped behind the line of scrimmage leading to yet another score. Legolas the War Dancer literally danced all around the Heroes, laughing at their repeated attempts to knock him to the ground, leaping over defenders, dodging around, and in general making the Heroes look foolish. Also didn't help when the enemy Str 6 treeman cas'd Dalvo, who must've taken the time off in the injury box to sweet-talk the announcers to giving him the MVP.

But no serious injuries, and next game Strider will bring our team back up to full strength again! Forward, Heroes!”