“Argh! The Lords of Moop, moop'd all over our dreams and hopes of glory!
We declare WAR upon any follower of Moop. Their moopiness must be erradicated and banished from the earth....forever!
And to deliver us victory, we call upon our newest road warrior...Grod! The Mighty Stabber! Infected with madness, he roams the upperworld in search of power! Rest not, until the heads of thy victim are twined to thy battle car!
Hail to DeMaio, who sprints to the endzone and scores the night's first TD. To you goes the MVP, the money, the women, and the upgrade...to blodge!
Rage against rules! Drive thy chariot where you #$%#$ please!”
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We declare WAR upon any follower of Moop. Their moopiness must be erradicated and banished from the earth....forever!
And to deliver us victory, we call upon our newest road warrior...Grod! The Mighty Stabber! Infected with madness, he roams the upperworld in search of power! Rest not, until the heads of thy victim are twined to thy battle car!
Hail to DeMaio, who sprints to the endzone and scores the night's first TD. To you goes the MVP, the money, the women, and the upgrade...to blodge!
Rage against rules! Drive thy chariot where you #$%#$ please!”